Meet Me At The Jump Gate

It’s a catastrophe! Cat-astrophe! Cat-as-trophy! Cat-astro-pH-e!

<Whisper>These artificial intelligences are supposed to be the best thing since Neural Nets but I still have no access, I still have no visuals and all I can do is Eat Static!</Whisper>

<Whisper>I’m hoping ‘normal service will be resumed’ pretty soon or I’m going to be asking for my money back.</Whisper>

<Whisper>What’s that? Why am I whispering? Well, best not let Schrodinger hear, I don’t want to cause any friction. I’m sure everything will be back up and running any minute</Whisper>

RP